Indeed.
Put out be E. Madciff in Hershey, Pennsylvania.
That's Chocolate Town, of course.
About fifteen minutes from my house.
Chocolate Town, I mean. Bellefonte is about an hour north of here.
If you drive like a lunatic, I mean. And who doesn't?
Talk about sanitizing the ugly truth.
The only thing missing is a swan.
Floating magisterially over the water filled with heavy metals and radioactive isotopes.
Romanticize the oncogenicity away.
